rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

10/10

lmao i thought it was alright 

omg SOMEONEUPLOADED IT AGAIN

Lily Allen - Sheezus
8 playsDownload

Give me that crown, bitch
I wanna be Sheezus

deepthroatodile:

relahvant:

youtubersaremylifeline:

the infamous uncut pizza at playlist live 2014

so lohanthony is literally circular dough covered in tomato sauce and cheese

i think he just means hes uncut

storiesofstruggle:

"I grew up in Adelaide during the Pauline Hanson era. There weren’t that many Asian families back then and people would tell us to go back to where we came from because we were Asian.
After September 11, they would tell us to go back to where we came from because we were Muslim. Livin’ the dream!”

storiesofstruggle:

"I grew up in Adelaide during the Pauline Hanson era. There weren’t that many Asian families back then and people would tell us to go back to where we came from because we were Asian.

After September 11, they would tell us to go back to where we came from because we were Muslim. Livin’ the dream!”

#ARTPOP

#ARTPOP

versacepromises:

searching for that grammy like

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iareeb:

Do you? DO YOU REALLY?!

iareeb:

Do you? DO YOU REALLY?!

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt